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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
02/27/2016 at 16:41 • Filed to: npocp, craigslist

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For $5000, will this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! turn you on? Is it gonna bring you the power? Is it gonna light up the dark of night like the brightest day in a whole new way?

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There’s an extensive laundry list of work and improvements in the ad and it comes with a bunch of spare parts. The AC is broken and there is a little rust bubbling visible around the sunroof but the rest of it looks pretty damn clean and cared for. I give it a NP.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! PorkchoPlissken > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/27/2016 at 17:01

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Looks pretty damn awesome. I was sold with dual spoilers.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/27/2016 at 17:02

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There never is “just a little rust” around a sunroof. Once it gets visible like this there is much more once you (try to) open it.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/27/2016 at 17:08

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Bitchin ride, but not for $5k.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/27/2016 at 17:08

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Wow, I never really noticed the position of the hood scoop on these before.

Its off-center placement doesn’t really commit to asymmetrical styling like the DSM cars did a few years later. It’s close enough to the center of the hood to trigger an OCD-twitch...


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/27/2016 at 18:05

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That’s a heck of a nice price! I’d be on that like stink on shit if I weren’t trying for a house right now.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
02/27/2016 at 18:09

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Ha! I went the other way. $5000 seems to be the average for a “driver” SVO.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Birddog
02/27/2016 at 19:10

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Eh, maybe I’ve just lost track on the SVO market. That just seems a little (not by much, I’d definitely pay $4k) pricey for one in that shape. Not to mention, it’s the worst performing of the SVOs. If it were an ‘85.5 or an ‘86, it’d be a great price.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
02/27/2016 at 19:22

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I’m sure there’s room to move on it. I’d hit him with $3800 and see where it goes. The 84 just needs a computer, intake and exhaust manifold swap and it’d be right with the 85/86. He’s probably beyond an 85/86 already with the Ranger roller cam and ported head.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/27/2016 at 19:38

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The rust’d mean I would at 66% of that price or so.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Birddog
02/27/2016 at 20:39

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No doubt there. That’d be a good starting point.

And, to be honest, I didn’t even read the full ad. Just glanced at the ad and pictures. Didn’t see that it had all those mods.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
02/27/2016 at 20:47

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Someone did their homework on it. It would be a good start. Or leave it and AutoX the heck out of it.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Birddog
02/27/2016 at 21:12

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That would actually be a riot to AutoX for that price.


Kinja'd!!! AkursedX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/28/2016 at 11:53

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For comparison’s sake, my SVO was only $4000 and was virtually rust-free with less miles. I’d have to go CP. Although it is becoming tougher to find a decent SVO nowadays... At the very least, you have to be willing to travel.